It's been ages

Sorry, exams are coming up and I need to get good results to stay in the country so... Intermittent rants here we go. I don't really think I should post too many syllabus related posts just because most of my readers won't understand what I'm talking about. At the same time, I'm not going to stop completely because, screw whingers.

And you, anonymous reader, stop pissing off my other readers. I'm pretty lax about the whole thing but they're obviously getting irritated. Don't make me disallow anonymous comments and I'd hate having to moderate through comments. Seriously.

So, what have I been doing? Studying intermittently and procrastinating. I have also STUPIDLY taken on a STUPID diet where, although biochemically sound, sucks balls. All because my sister, the super exaggerator, said it would work and you'd feel great. Bullshit. Maybe in a couple of weeks, on the other hand, I have lost about 2kg since I started awhile ago. Yay? But I'm documenting this in the event it doesn't work so that I can bring the company down for wasting my time and money. HAH! You know, like the Atkin's diet. How can anyone be so possibly STUPID as to fall for the Atkin's diet. How can Atkin, fall for the freaking Atkin's diet. I mean, ffs, I should be a doctor instead of you, you twat!

Anyway, revision's going okay. I'm still getting last minute scare signals but it should be fine. After this all I want to do, is just what all normal uni students do. Is to...

Sit down and finish my game of gta4 with a carton of beer by my side. Yes... That would be most excellent.

Nothing beats killing people on the streets, getting paid for it and only having to spent about 5 seconds in jail.