We were actually talking about this at work
You know all those horrible sexual medical stories you hear? Well, I'm going to share some of them with you. If you don't want to be grossed out, don't read on.
Ready? I suspect most of you have already heard them. I assure you, a lot of them are actually true.
Story 1:
Girl and guy have anal sex.
Girl farts.
Girl's anus creates a vacuum causing guy's penis to be sucked in.
Both end up having to be sent to the hospital in an ambulance.
Girl needs air pump in ass to allow penis to be removed.
Story 2:
Girl is horny.
Girl buys a lobster.
Girls screws herself with a lobster, using a lighter to burn its face.
In a few days, she has the worst cramps imaginable.
She queefs out thousands of little lobsters.
Lobster laid eggs in her bagingo.
Story 3:
Girl gets cramps, goes to doctor.
Results are in, doctor says she has vaginal worms.
She's confused.
Doctor explains that he needs to know who she has had sex with in the past 6 months.
Turns out, her boyfriend works in the morgue and has been having unprotected sex with corpses.
She is mortified.
Enjoy. Thought it was more light hearted compared to previous post.
16 comments:
Heh having sick conversations at work is always hilarious. Man in my days of telemarketing we used to talk about the sickest stuff ever. Yeah, that's all.
Like the vacuum story.
all stories that involve you i hear. this is when i love that you have a blog and i don't
It's okay, I have pictures of you sucking a Thai ladyboy off. =D
"all stories that involve you i hear. this is when i love that you have a blog and i don't"
So... your boyfriend had his "tool" jammed in your ass, in a fleshy, moist vacuum. How luck is HE!
(photos/video/...audio)
regards,
xoxo *farts*
Sigh, ignore the tranny lover that is my best friend. Maybe I should do porn, seems to pay for a lot of little girls' tuition fees.
YES... yes you should. it's not about the money, that's a bonus! You should do it for the female empowerment.
POV, DP, and gag & pull...
link it on this blog, will definitely check it out.
Fuck female empowerment, it's all about the money. Medical school is too expensive for normal people.
How about I set up a paypal thing for plastic surgery, would you donate money? I'll even include pictures.
there's an lot of people comming to your blog... that's actually procuring child porn, and ending up on the Kiddy sex industry post.
very dissapointing, that page no pictures or anything. the page wrote a cheque it never had the intention of cashing.
very disappointing.
Cry me a river
That sound You heard is me vomiting in the corner.
And what is with all the k.p. freaks coming to Your blog all of a sudden? That post is months old!
Shrug, I COULD delete that post but I'd like to think that I'm somehow slowing them down and wasting some of their time.
slow us down? we are a good'ole well oiled mesh driven engine of child abuse and destruction, it only fuels our curiosity my dear.
don't delete, who knows some where out there someone just googled 'kiddy porn'
all part of chippie's ploy to get more traffic that post is.
Yeah whatever, where's my posts asshole? If you're not going to bother, I'm taking your name down.
exams lah, cut me some slack
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway
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