Sick again... Penis Envy
I stayed at home today again, which was really annoying because I really wanted to do this experiment that we're doing at uni. So much more interesting than getting dizzy spells from walking for long periods of time. The good thing about it is that my boy stayed home to take care of me which was fabulous. Nothing more comforting than knowing that someone will take care of you when you need it most.
Now, on a completely random note, the subject of penis envy. I have penis envy, and it's not just because you bastards don't get pregnant. It's the complete lack of regard for any female you happen to be banging at whatever time that gets me sold. That, and the ability to aim your urine into a porcelain bowl. I mean, my way of thinking is majority comprised of guy-osophys but nothing beats the masters of testosterone.
It's really annoying how the stereotypical female is expected to behave. We're supposed to be kinder, gentler, smoother, have better manners, care about babies and all that bullshit. If we don't, nobody would want to marry us, etc. Who wants to get married anyway, I reckon I could squeeze one out at some point and raise it by myself if my biological clock kicks in, in the future.
So penis envy, I do not actually believe in the superiority of the male sex. Unfortunately, I do not trust my readers' comprehension skills to realise this or even read the previous sentence. Sigh. Anyway, it's not putting one sex above the other, it's about advantages of one to the next. I like the fact that I'm female and have all the female perks like breasts, free shit, free reign to be a complete bitch for a week once a month and males being nice and protective over me, etc. I just like the fact that a majority of men are able to fornicate without caring whereas most women tend to get attached and annoying.
No, there was no point to this post.
13 comments:
No you don't have free reign to be a bitch a week per month, pre-menstrual bitchiness hardly qualifies as an excuse, and you won't get away with it, trust me.
The female side of the species is the laughing stock of the uhhh dunno. Anyway, the point is, now you people gotta raise kids AS WELL AS compete hard in the marketplace for jobs AS WELL AS you're still objectified. Suckers.
You know how I feel about all this, Adena.
Lance may not grant it but I absolutely agree You have every right to be "bitchy" once a month -- or how about whenever You damn well want to be?
Thirteen years of marriage to my Goddess has knocked off some of my rough edges and I am learning to back off and let Her have Her emotions.
And as that awesome song goes, no, I wouldn't want it any other way.
It is tough to be a Woman, in a world that reeks of stereotypes and stupidity.
I fully comprehend that envy does not equate to an inferiority complex.
After all, any half-wit mechanic can repair a bicycle with a wrench and a screwdriver, whereas it takes a little bit more time and talent to service a Rolls Royce.
Does that make the bicycle a better vehicle?
To complete my thought:
But if a Rolls could think, it might envy the bicycle its simplicity from time to time, when gaskets leak or pistons bend.
And to further clarify, Penis > Ur Bits. (note the Greater Than, not Greater than OR equal to)
Don't pretend, you wish you were a superior Man. We're better in everyway, for one we shooter better, drive better and build things that lasts a long time all with efficiency and accuracy you lot could ever hope for (personally I think it's the years of aiming at the bowl properly, if you know what I mean... OHHHH you don't!... (unless you are secretly a GUY!)
The only reason we sign off on your paychecks is the prospect of having a short skirt comming in on Mondays to lighten the day a little.
Sorry to hear you were sick, and missing the experiment (geek!) =(, glad to hear you are better and blogging again, keep it up.
most respectfully, reader.
Lol, Lance is right though. The first thing anyone asks about some female friend he's describing is, is she hot? Doesn't really bother me, we have the same gauge for men anyway.
Ecd, Lance is also being a little bitch too, it's a personal joke. =D It's not just tough to be a woman, it's tough to be anyone. Is it easier for woman or man? Shrug, I don't get to aim straight but at least I don't REALLY have to work for my expenses.
Lastly to tiffany (=D), you know, it's fine that you're giving me flack. I don't really mind it, but I wonder sometimes if maybe it's because you've had too many "It's okay, sweetheart, I'm sure it happens to all the guys." *Sympathetic look
Efficiency and accuracy's over rated if you can't get your little man to stand up in the first place.
Lol, thanks for caring and I'll try to post more regularly.
To complete my thought, once again, I think it's really sad that your sum of existence as a man is based on your penis. Is it crooked, too small, too ugly, too much foreskin, does it even work without drugs?
See, both sides, bad.
yeah, I have a pretty average penis, was never exactly a "equip'd" guy in gym classes.
pretty low to be stooping to penis insults, shame on you, you don't know was it's like for a man having to get it up after 9 hours of stuck in a seals up fucking glass box, then smelling the darn cab drivers on the way home. and having to ALWAYS be on the perk when ever SHE decides to call!?! Well fuck that! I'd rather enjoy pruning my ficus than having to hear about some bitchy slut saying things behind anotehr bitchy slut's back and having to pretend to care!
And what's with the obligatory, "hey did u know danny and julie is totally thinking about getting engaged..." do you lot not know WE DON'T CARE! and quite frankly, if i was in any more fuck god, kill jesus, piss on allah of a mood I'd just LEAVE! All Women see is the content of your wallet, that's all ... although that's actually a good thing, i'm not exactly a Jude Law or Brad pitt. so thank fuck for hard work and deserved justice in the monetary system.
Should prob seek out single mothers, atleast they're less fuck abouts and knows enough to keep their mouths shut at the right times.
glad to hear your posting more, keep them comming, gonna head home, and guess who's not there to cook me a nice roast, but prob out doing her hair... one of these days, i'll change the locks.
You're an idiot, it's okay to objectify women and expect them to serve you but it's not okay if we judge your cocks? Of course not, because you're male. Sad.
You do realise she's probably trying to make some sort of connection with you and that's she's probably lonely. Etc, other stupid things girls do. Frankly, I don't give a fuck who's getting married, has given birth, has a nephew, died, wtv. Out of sight, out of mind for me.
Why don't you get off your ass and cook me something instead?
Whacha want me to cook then? I believe that what i got out of this post is that there is no need to be nice to you during your week as you milk it. Well, not that i didn't know that but now i have it on record. So you can't claim, "i never said that" like you always do.
Um... Something amazing. Like, a 10 course couture cuisine thanks.
Okay, see, you're always doing that though, then I pull out the records and I was right. Poo poo. Anyway, I have records of a billion other things you probably want to be kept between us too eh? Blackmail, blackmail.
i just had a dinner by pierre herme:D WHEEEEE! Anyways, we never did pull out any records, both too lazy to. IF the 10 courses do not include pastry and you're paying for ingredients, you're on
You cheap bastard, if I had to pay for ingredients I'd cook myself. Man, my boy loves Gordon Ramsey now because of that tv show he has where he swears his balls off all the time. Fookin hell.
ramsay annoys me nowadays. used to be a big fan, but god, some of the things he does are downright despicable
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